Nellore - We are now Nellorians

My first few days in Nellore weren't so good. In Atmakur, we use to stay in a concrete building. In nellore,we were staying in a hut. I didn't like the hut and it is very small too. The first things that any parents do is to choose a school for their children. My sister and My brother are in telugu medium and I am in English medium. My brother joined in a school named Donka Badi, which means Corner School. My sister joined in a school named Kasturi Devi Mahila Kalasala. I joined in Vidya Bharati High School. My sister and my brother use to go to school on foot. I go in Nagaiah's Rickshaw. Nagaiah is a very nice man. I use to wake up late and just because of me all other friends are late to school. He use to ask my mom every time to get me ready quick. He use to come at around 8:30 in the morning. I get ready by 8:35 or 8:40. I use to like the school in the first few days, until the maths teacher came and she asked me to tell 5th table. This leads me to reveal a big secret in my life. I am younger to my cousin Chaithanya Garlapati. I studied till UKG at atmakur. After that, I was joined in 1st class at Nellore. I was very OK studying in 1st class. I never had problems. The only reason behind it is this maths teacher. She is not so good teacher. She didn't even know that I joined the school recently. She asked me 5th table and let me kneel down. I felt so bad and I started to fear. I never wanted to go to school again. I tried all means to get rid of that school. For example, I use to sleep so late and wake up, get ready late. So that atleast because of my latency Nagaiah might leave. I use to hide under my father's desk and even if my mother calls me. I use to not respond. After all means, they put me in the cart. I cry, bite nagaiah and other fellows in rickshaw and jump out of it to stay home. This is just because of that ill teacher. Even, I was very happy to attend my brother's school. The teachers never give a damn. They are almost useless and never care about children. I felt happy that no one ever beat me. I told i can go to that school. My mother don't like me to go to such school. Instead, I was taken to the Vidya bharati principal for counselling. She is very nice madam. Her name is Samantha. She is a christian and her husband is a lawyer. She has 2 kids. One study in 5th class and one is senior to me. Both are boys. My principal thought I was scared of syllabi. Actually, I was scared of that ill teacher and I am even scared to tell this to principal. She told that I should be put in UKG again. I felt so happy that I will never see that teacher again. My parents are very happy too. So, this let me study UKG twice. I still regret that I am an year lag behind my knowledge just because of that Maths teacher. The most interesting thing in Vidya Bharati is that all teachers should be called aunty and uncle. This is weird but I like it someway. After I joined UKG, I started getting First Rank always and always from then on. I started going to school without any problem. I started loving the school. I remember few student faces even now who use to organize prayers. I remember few names in our class. They are Siva Krishna, Amrutesh, Anudeep, Ashok, Yogitha, Naga Divya, Nivedita, Shoukad, Ravi, Arun, Malli and the most precious one is Deepthi.

Nellore - My Father, Mother, Sister and Brother Continued....

I talked with my sister for more events in atmakur. She told me a few. One day, my sister was walking on the side of the road and unfortunately stepped on a thorn. It went so deep that my father tried to pull it out and broke a two pins and finally used a big needle to remove it. Another incident, Once my sister and my brother are coming from tuition. My brother told that he needed to bring a book from his friend and told her to stay there itself. My sister was waiting for my brother and my brother took the book and came home in a different way. Cause my sister didn't come home, My father went out looking for her. My brother didn't tell our parents either that she might be waiting for me. My sister waited and then went to my brother's friend home and asked whether my brother came. His friend told that he went home already. She came back home and my mother and father scolded her and when asked my brother, he told I thought you will come home. For the first time, I went out with all to buy some fishes. I have seen a variety of fishes and they smell little different. We went to a canal near by our place, where they catch fishes then and there itself they sell them. As I was very little, That canal seemed to me like a really big one. That is the first time I saw the water body. My father likes Bommidala pulusu very much. They are fishes which can live outside water but for few hours. When my mother killing them to cook. I asked my mom that we can save one and keep it in our water tub. My mother never agreed to it. One day, I joined my brother on a weekend to play with him. He took me to his friends home and they finalized to go to the ground. They might have gone slowly but they ran like anything. I followed them as far as I could. They were going in a congested dirty area where we need to jump across the dirty canals. As I am too small to jump, I couldn't and called my brother. My brother came back and asked me to jump. But I couldn't. I told him that I will go back home. He said alright. Go home. It is so dangerous like at that age I came back home lonely. Glad I am not kidnapped or else I would have missed such a beautiful family.

Nellore - My Father, Mother, Sister and Brother

Frankly, I don't remember a lot of things in Atmakur. One incident is that, whenever I cry; my father use to tell me a story of a monkey. When he starts telling the story, I stop crying and listen to the story. I keep on asking him questions like what happened next? It is so funny that when he stop telling the story, I completely forget about what I am crying on. Sometimes, it reminds and start crying again after listening to the story. I remember that my sister and brother go to school far from where we live. I remember my favorite drink is frooti. Whenever my father goes out to bring my sister or brother, I sit in front of the bicycle and while returning I will cry for a frooti. I think I did like that only once or twice I remember. Another incident is that, once a monkey took my banian and hanged it on top of the tree. It happened similar to the story my father tells me every time I cry. My brother is very clever. He know that our father buys some candies whenever we follow him all the way to a shop. Every time he walks with his friend out somewhere, My brother and me follow him all the way to a shop and then we let him see us near the shop. The very next question he asks us is what do you want? We look at the shop and then we buy some candies and head back home. My brother use to do it all the time I guess. There are times my mother telling me not to get down the bed. In our area, there are many snakes, scorpions etc. It's because behind our home are the paddy fields and so it's too scary. My mother safe guarded us in such a way that we were never bitten by any of such beings. One day, I was playing with a stapler and no one observed it. I used the stapler to pin my middle finger and I pinned. Oh my god, blood spilled. I still remember my father and mother used liquid ink as antiseptic. After that I knew how to use a stapler. For every festival, We use to get new clothes. It was so fun. We are a middle class family. So, we never had all kinds of best stuff but we were happy with whatever we had. We use to have dinner with a small lamp when the power cut. Sometimes, our parents take rats for snakes and they are very scared for us. After all, my father is transferred to Nellore and we came to nellore and stayed in our grand father's home. It is better town than atmakur, but we lived in a hut. I never liked the hut at that age.

Poem on a Girl

woke up in the morning, meant to go to school...
I came out of my home and found the climate cool...
Then I saw you by the road side, riding on a mule...
After all, I fell in love with you, being a fool...

At the outset, I thought you are mine...
At the outset, It's not so fun...
So happy that we met and made friends...
Then I realized your habit of messaging friends...

In the skies, when you called me once...
gave me your hand, I am in complete silence...
when you smiled at me, I bounced...
I love you, that's what I pronounced...

Thinking so well, told you love me as well...
It went on so well, until you bored of me like hell...
After a while, I found myself in well...
Tried to convince you, my every blood cell...
But you never listened, sleeping in your shell...

Seems like one day you love me a lot...
The other day, you tried to move out of my pot...
you never moved away from your line of thought...
Cause you planned to get rid of me in one shot...

Dreamed so hard, you shattered it all...

Realizing, I hit my head to the wall...

At the end, god turned on my switch...

Now I know, you are such a witch...

You started searching, one better than me...
Gave me an empty hand, is what I agree...
Drinking every day, under the almond tree...
Came to know, that your search is on a spree...

My love is true, so I called you million times...
To my thinking, you might lift sometimes...
I all knew, you kept the phone off...
Planning so stealthy, to change the sim card...

Well to my belief, we had a big gap...
And I was sure, you are a big wrap...
Of jealous, stealth, bitch and evil...
It takes so long, to write your novel...

Know there bitches are many...
I am sure you are one among them my honey...
One more scape goat, ready for the kill...
It's all because of, your marriage will...

Emotional blackmailer, If I had your pics...
Blamed on me, when I had only phone hits...
I tried to hold on, you aimed at our split...
Achieved it, for your sole benefit...

Only I read is, a friend in need...
Is a friend indeed, on my message feed...
you wasted it all, My beautiful years...
It's full of your shit, when I look at my rears...

I still have a life, as handsome I believe...
Waiting for the one beautiful hand, I receive...
Faithful I am, as sincere I am...
Searching for the one of my kind as I strive for all the time...

Now I really don't care, when some hit you...
I really don't care, when some kick you...
I really don't care about you...

Nellore - Raj Gopal Uncle's Family

After some years or so, Shannu's father got transferred and they went from Atmakur. Later, Our family and particularly me got in touch with our neighbours Raj gopal uncle's family. Raj gopal uncle's family are 5. Himself, wife, Sarath, Sireesha and one more son. He use to study at a different place. I think Sireesha and me are from the same school. She is elder to me. She is of my sister Rajya lakshmi's age. Sarath is my brother's friend. I am just few years old and I didn't have any friends of my age except for elder brothers and sisters. Raj gopal uncle's wife use to like me very much. One funny thing is that when ever doordarshan news comes, it starts with graphics revolving earth with stars. I don't have any idea on what earth is. So, I felt the stars are crows and sparrows. So, I use to shout "Kakulu pichukulu". My family and theirs use to laugh a lot at me. I never asked them and they never told me that it is earth and we live in it. A little distant from our quarters lives another forester. He had a great bike named Rajdoot and it's a silver one. I like that bike too much but I never rode a bike. The forester is not so nice with me. He love to play satires on me and he never tried to snuggle me as others do. One day, I went with my father on his Hero bicycle. He is supposed to go somewhere and I usually cry such that he will give me a ride around the quarters and he get back to his work. One day I got a ride from my father. When, we are on the way, this forester came by and talked to my father. I am so irritated by his non sense. And guess what, he started concentrating on me and asked me where are you going. I told him that I was going for a round. I was without shirt at that time. He asked me where is your shirt? My father told me to tell him that I am already wearing a shirt and it is invisible. So, I told the same. He started pinching me saying that Your shirt was so smooth and it is invisible. You have a nice shirt. It started paining and I cried. Next post will be on my father and my mother while we are in  Atmakur.

Nellore - Shannu

Shannu is my only childhood girl friend. I use to play with her a lot. I remember a few things about her. I use to go to her house every weekend. I get ready so neat and tidy. I use to have a good dress, powder and a cool pair of chappals. I walk across our quarters to her home. By the time, she is asleep. Her mom wakes her up just for me and we start playing for few hours, not so long. One day she had a tortoise pet. It looks so ugly but I like to touch it and play with it. I played with it one day, the next week I went her home. It is gone. I was very depressed and asked shannu where it is. She didn't even know, where it is gone. Finally, I don't remember who told me but told me that they had thrown it in the well beside shannu's home. As we were too childish, we went near the well and tried to find it. But it was never seen. When the power is gone at nights, I with my parents come outside our house and shannu with her parents outside her house. I and shannu used to shout asking "did you eat?" "did you sleep?" "How are you?" etc., It was so fun. I was unable to understand her voice in the air. My father helped me to understand. I think she is too young to go to school and I just started going to school. I remember that we counted numbers too. When she says 1 I say 2 and soon. Shannu walks too slow. Her father likes her more than anyone else. One day, we went to her birthday party. I got ready so late that the party started and finally made to stand beside her atlast. We have her birthday picture with me looking at the cake. She is so beautiful in the picture. I remember once we went to shannu's home on my brother's birthday. My brother sudheer had a great clothes on that day. I just woke up on that day and I accompanied him to shannu's home. The coolest thing is shannu didn't wake up yet and guess what her mom waked her up again. She fed a chocolate to my brother. We came back so quick though on that day. I remember shannu asked me to stay to play with her but I got to go home. Shannu use to touch my face every time as she is too young. I never liked it I guess. Shannu's brother used to study some where but he comes once and a while to atmakur. Next post will be on Raj gopal uncle's family.

Nellore - Atmakur starts

I born in Nellore and brought up in Nellore as well. However, My first place is Atmakur. My first school is Little Angels in Atmakur from Nellore District. My father use to work as Junior Assistant in Forest Department. The day I born, I have my whole family. All I mean, I am the youngest of all. We use to live in Government head quarters. When I was at Little Angels I use to go to school without any fear. I don't remember any of my school teachers. I remember my sisters tuition teacher. When I went to his house to meet my sister, he scared me to death and unfortunately I went there when there was a power cut. He forced me to sit and study. I don't remember exactly... May be I cried. Oh yeah!!!! I asked for my sister and he told me that he couldn't send her with me. I still remember he look like Javagal Srinath with moustache. He looked little dark. The tuition class is near my school. My brother also takes his tuition classes. The interesting thing is I am the only English medium student in my family. My brother and sister are into Telugu medium. When I was in Atmakur, I remember none except for my family. Oh... How can I forget my lovely little girl friend "Shannu" and Raj gopal uncle's family. I still don't know shannu's full name. She is my favorite. I use to play with her everyday. I think she is younger to me. She is My father's Ranger daughter. They were muslims. She had an elder brother. Her brother is my brother's friend. Shannu's brother had a beautiful cycle. It is a white bicycle. In those days, it use to be the children's best bicycle. Her brother use to take me, my brother and my sister in the back of his cycle for rounds. Obviously, one at a time. In our quarters, we have a circular road that connects all of our quarters. Shannu's home was so beautiful as they were rich. Next post is for Shannu, My Girl Friend exclusively.

Nellore - Starts

This is my autobiography. I don't want to showcase my life to the world but myself. I first thought of writing a diary. It seemed to me as a big burden. As, I neither follow a daily routine nor live my life with a plan. While posting, I will try to be as genuine as I can. This is not a well organized story, but some small things I remember in my life.

Suggestions for your Interviews

I have attended many interviews ranging from behavioral to technical. Sometimes, I think I did well in the interview but results in a disaster. It is hard to analyze where we went wrong. So, it's better forget about it and move forward for another. There are more companies than we can imagine waiting for the talent. It's always a pain when you think that someone rejected you. But, it is always safe enough to get rejected in an interview and not at work. I am happy that I learnt a lot from my previous interviews and I am looking forward to be in a challenging company soon. If you are not getting interview calls at all, you should market yourself and groom your resume such that you atleast get an interview call.

Weblogic 8.1 Exceptions - Solutions

IOException--CreateProcess--Win32Process

Answer: In Weblogic Builder, go to Tools->Options and set the ejbc compiler to C:\bea\jdk141_03\bin\javac.exe

Enterprise JavaBeans - [java] Compiler class: 'com.sun.tools.javac.Main', not found

Answer: Make sure the options in Weblogic builder is properly set and JAVA_HOME and JAVA_VENDOR = "Sun" is set.

ejbc Validation Fail

Answer: Make sure you compiled your .class files using Java 1.4, As the validation is done using Java 1.4 compiler.

Twitter4j - 403 Error Solution

I am using OAuth mechanism to update status message of my account. The status message being updated should not be the same message sent before and should not be longer than 140 characters.

The solution is that we should make sure the status message should be different each time the program is ran. If you have any questions, please post your queries under this post.

Don't delete projects permanently from MyEclipse - Solution

If you ever deleted the project permanently, It is almost impossible to retrieve your project folder. So, it is recommended not to delete the project permanently.

When I deleted my project folder permanently, I have recovered my entire deployed project at the server. I was able to decompile my .class files to .java by using a software called java decompiler. I am so blessed to recover my files in this way or else you have to recover the partition using some Data Recovery Softwares and you can't guarantee them either.

WebLogic Domain1 Start Server - Error

I have installed Weblogic 8.1 in Windows Vista Home edition. It installed with no issues. After, I have created a new domain named domain1 using Configuration Wizard (Considering JAVA_HOME, Classpath, path is correctly set). So far good.

Later, I tried to "start server" under domain1. An error popped up saying:

ECHO OFF
The system cannot find the path specified
Access is denied

Firstly, I have tried executing this "startweblogic.cmd" as a server which is not the solution. When I met our computer science System Administrator Mr. Chuck Van Tilburg, he tried changing the "startweblogic.cmd" file through console with the command

>edit startweblogic.cmd

A new window with the commands list pop up. In that make sure to comment some of the commands that doesn't comply with Windows Vista. Mr. Chuck Van Tilburg commented the following commands:

Line 1:
@rem ECHO OFF

Last 4 Lines:

@rem echo .
@rem echo CLASSPATH = %CLASSPATH%
@rem echo .
@rem echo PATH = %PATH%
@rem echo .

After commenting the above lines with "@rem", try running the "start server". The server will start happily in windows Vista. Thanks.

Sun GlassFish Enterprise Server v3 - Admin Console Error

If the admin console cannot be opened. Try changing the link from
http://localhost:4848/common/index.jsf to http://localhost:4848/login.jsf

Resizable Chair & Desk - An Idea

I think it is not a hard task for carpenters to design a chair & deask that are resizable and one fit for all. The features I am looking for are height and width adjustable chair and desk. One drawing room's furniture for a life time.

Websites for Blind People - An Idea

I would like to suggest the world of web technologies that would compromise with the blind people. A MVC design should be developed that would speak out the text on the web page in a well defined way. This is a simple way of supporting the blind and I think it is easy. Browsers should have an add on that would read the web page, if required.

Add on to Text Editors - An Idea

I would suggest the text editors like MS-Word, Adobe Acrobat an add on that can add tabs while adding new files like a browser instead of just creating a new window and a button that would move from one file to another in the same folder like an image editor. This would save a lot of time while processing many text files.

Batch processing software - An Idea

There should ba a software which can capture a series of events and the redo them. It should not only capture the events but there should be an additional facility to add the programs that should run and specify when and how they run. This would save us a lot of time and money, if the software is consistent.

Case converter key or shortcut - An Idea

I felt there is a need to add a key or a shortcut in the keyboard that converts upper case letters to lower case letters and viceversa. This would save a lot of time, if we did any mistakes with the case.

Build-impl.xml deployment error in NetBeans 6.8

Well. I have been facing this problem for a while and searched for a solution online. None of the solutions came to my rescue. I would suggest to install both Apache tomcat Web server and Netbeans IDE as a bundle available at netbeans.org. Installing server separately will incur many problems. Although I registered server with IDE, the deployment error occured. So, I installed the server that come with the IDE. This solved the problem.

Story of a Robbery - An Idea

This is a wonderful and cunning plan made by a Software engineer to become rich in a night. He comes to know that the Bank's owner is going to announce bankruptcy by showing improper accounts, although the bank is stable. He starts off hiring people, who got bored and troubled with their job. He kidnaps few highly skilled professionals. Atlast, he needs the help of a Civil Engineer lady, who is the daughter of the Bank Building's architect. As she know the architecture of the bank, they feel like they can easily get into the building and rob the bank. The film consists of many technical aspects. This film is adventurous and romantic. The plan will be the interesting thing in the film. They finally rob the bank and distribute themselves the money.

Story of a Spy - An Idea

This is a story of a spy, who joins Al-qaeda terrorist group and destroys it. He starts off as a common man and then he plans himself to dedicate his life in destroying this terrorist group. Heart touching scenes can be added to this movie easily. He believes that terrorists cannot be changed and should be destroyed. He joins the group as an inspired fellow terrorist and then destroys the group completely. The story revolves around how he got in to the group and how he plans to destroy it without revealing his identity till the end. The moral is a man can change the world.

Story of a Grand Son - An Idea

This story starts it journey in a city. A person left their parents long back settles in a city. He has one and only child. He grow up and eventually he will have a girl friend. He enjoys a lot and is about to take up his father's kingdom. Meanwhile, he will come to know that he has grand father and mother in a village. His father won't reply to any of his questions on grand father concerned. He then says the story how he came to city. He even tells his son how many times he called his parents to come to city. They don't even talk to them except her mother.

Grandson then decides to go to village and bring his grand father to the city. He meets them and asks them to come. They won't listen and grand father asks his grand son to change the village to a well organized one. Grand father will come with grandson only, if he did change the village. Grandson then implements his plans to change the village. He even calls his lover to come to the village and help him with the things. First year, he fails. After 2 years of rigourous effort, he changes every thing and his parents and relatives come to the village to see the change. The ending is that grandson and his lover go back to city except for their family.

Story of a Leader - An Idea

This story is not based on true one. It is a story of a person, who studies at an university. He later realizes that education is not the one that brings him name and money but knowledge. He then starts off becoming a rowdy sheeter. He earns a lot of money and name. He then marries an industrialist and gold merchant's daughter. He continues his father's-in-law business and wins in it too. He then enters politics finding ways to earn money. He will be with the same intension of earning money in his four years of ruling. In the final year, he realizes serving humanity is more than money. He changes the rules and society as a whole in an year.

Well. I would suggest to add a little bit of competition too between hero and villian, whose motive is to earn money.

Snow Fighting

When you snow fight with your friends or relatives. Don't excite too much. It is a suggestion to make sure that the place is clean without any things like rods, sticks etc hidden under the snow. Please kindly make sure you are safe. If you neglect, you might hurt someone you love.

SUN Certified JAVA 2 Programmer 5 Edition

I am very glad to be a SUN Certified JAVA 2 Programmer 5 Edition. I achieved 91% in the test. Although I am good at many programming languages. I have great respect and passion towards JAVA. I took around one month of rigorous preparation to take the test. Thanks to SCJP by Sierra Kathy for helping me in getting what I needed. I know that it was easy to pass the exam but what I felt counts was not certification but confidence on JAVA programming.

Web-based ArcMap - An Idea

This is a very simple but worth mentioning idea. The idea is to develop a web-based ArcMap. In the sense, ArcMap should run on a web browser. This will reduce the overhead of installing the software in every system. However, processing time is a major concern. I stole this idea from Oracle 10g Express Edition, which runs on web browser too.

Google VS Bing

Well, This might be done by many computer science students. I have gone through the features of both and found Google is much better than Bing in many ways, except for not involved in business discounts and stuff. I have done this project in Web Intelligence course.

Being a class leader - Third Standard in Vidya Bharati

This is an embarrassing moment I remember. I was the class leader in my third standard. One day the class was cancelled and teacher requested to maintain the class. I was standing and asked everyone to keep silence. No one heard. So, I kept on writing the names of friends who were talking. It became a very long list. After some time, A teacher came in and asked what are those names and I replied, "These students are talking". The teacher scolded me that I am unfit to maintain a class and not fit as a leader. Finally, he didn't hit any of my friends and told me to rub off all the names.

Love Story of a terrorist - An Idea

This is story of a terrorist who kidnaps an young lady to save himself from army. He eventually fall in love with her and she feels the love too. I think it would probably be fantastic if there is a sad ending. The couple die when they are planning for their marriage. A simple idea that can be converted to a heart touching love story I suppose.

A Sensitive Girl in Akron

Today, I have seen a cute lady walking around to find her class room. She has searched for 10 minutes and suddenly came to our office and asked office why can't university arrange room numbers in order. She has searched for the room 446, which is actually 464. She was almost in tears and one of my supervisor brought a map of fourth floor and searched for room 446 and it isn't on the map. The sensitive cute lady called her friend and asked for room number and she told 464. She started shedding tears and wiping them away and told our supervisor that the room number is 464. While she is leaving, our supervisor shown her room number 464 on the map. She then went off questioning herself ,"Can I find it?" and crying. I felt so sorry for her.

Honeymoon at Munnar in INDIA for newly married couple

Hey folks, I overheard and seen some pictures of Munnar, Kerala, India. It looks like the coolest and romantic place for young couple. Check it and I hope it will be your honeymoon spot for your married life. There are many resorts available there. I think, as of now, the tour package will charge around 14000 - 17000 INR or around 300$ per couple for 4 days and 3 nights.

Car Signal for pedestrians to cross the road - An Idea

This idea seems to be a very simple and effective one. In US, I have seen the car drivers waving their hands to signal pedestrians for crossing the road. It seems to me like there should be a facility (Horn and light signal) for cars to signal pedestrians to cross the road, when there is no walk/stop signal available at intersections.

Simple solution to remove bacteria from water

Well, I over heard this solution in one TED presentation. The presenter told that by using a pure cotton cloth which is folded 8 times can be used as filter to remove almost 80% of bacteria. This solution is approved by WHO standards. She even told that this solution is not properly shown on TV for some business reasons.

Heart Touching scenes

These are some of the scenes from various films I cherish the most:

1. Climax scene from "Sashirekha Parinayam" by Tarun

2. "Meghama" song and climax scene from "Prayanam"

3. Climax scene from "Happy" by Allu Arjun

4. Lovely scenes from "Magadheera" by Ram Charan Tej and Kajal

5. Climax scene from "Nenu" by Allari Naresh

6. Sad scene from "Ghajini" by Asin and Surya

7. "Ladies and Gentlemen..." from "Om Shanti Om" by Shahrukh Khan

8. Climax scene from "Nuvve Kavali" by Tarun

9. Climax scene from "Seshu" by rajasekhar

10. Ye Maaya Chesave - the entire film is just superb

Well, These are not all. I will keep updating this post.

Joke 3

A highly qualified DBA software professional is being asked a question by a fellow colleague like this to make fun of him:

"Write a query to find the list of employees whose working place is 'Panama'?"

Answer: Dude! I am DBA.

Wife, the girl of my choice

Well, My Wife is my girl of choice. Everyone have their own view on wife. I do have some qualities in my mind she should meet. They are:

1. beautiful (atleast for me)

2. possessive and love me & my family alot

3. caring

4. Open and broad minded

5. Believe life is not about sacrifices and compromises but love and happiness

There are many more to go. I would expect these are the required for having a happy living. I love to marry the one who love me alot, given she is beautiful.

A Bed Bug and A Mosquito

A bed bug used to stay under King's bed. It used to bite king for blood everyday and sleeps in the morning. In that way, it is having a peaceful and happy life. One day, a mosquito came on to the bed and asked bed bug whether he could taste king's blood once. Bed bug forced to accept mosquito's request on one condition. The condition is that mosquito should bite him for blood after king slept. Mosquito bit the king when he is about to sleep. So, he woke up and asked soldiers to search and kill the one who bit him. The mosquito flew away and soldiers found bed bug hiding and killed it.

Tree Witness

Two friends named bob and jane has started a business in other country and earned a lot of money. After earning a lot, they have decided to come back to their home town and planned to start a new business with the money they earned. They thought of hiding the money under a banyan tree until they plan for their business.

Meanwhile, bob stole the entire money later that night. After a few days, jane asked bob to come with him to get the money not knowing bob stole the money. Jane digged the ground gaining nothing. Bob abused jane saying "you stole our money". After a long quarrel, they have decided to consult the king for verdict. The king asked the entire story and told he would ask the tree for witness. Later that night, bob asked his father to sit in the tree and talk like a tree giving witness. His father agreed.

Next day, king came with his soldiers and requested tree to answer. Bob father replied and king suspected and told the soldiers to burn the tree. The tree was half burnt and bob's father came out shouting and explained king the whole story. Bob was arrested and the king collected the money and gave it to jane.

Weather report XML files parsing using PYTHON

This is a part of a scheduling program called weather reporting. My program will parse the XML files which has a set of cities weather report like Temperature, Wind speed, Wind direction, Cloud cover etc. The program retrieves the data from the XML files and then creates the file with the latest four dates starting from today. A professor from KSU needed it and I worked with Dr. Kevin Butler, Research Manager, Dept. of Geography and Planning regarding this project.

Job Assignment using Simplex Method

This is a very challenging problem. The procedure to solve this problem is to convert the job assignment matrix to linear programming problem. On converting, the problem changes in to a non-standard linear programming problem.

This should be given ass an input to the simplex method. The simplex method should be written in such a way that it should solve both the auxilary and standard methods. The output of this simplex method gives us the values of the non-basic variables.

These non-basic variables should be used to find which job is assigned to which machine.

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At the Peak of Death - An Idea

This is a very simple story line which can be moulded in to a thrilling, hilarious, sentimental film. The main theme of the film is what a person do when he know that he would die in a week or so. Here, the characterization will guide you through the film.

The story is that a group of scientists start an experiment and it is predicted that the result is known after an year. Although the experiment is irreversible and dangerous, they have taken steps. It is known to those group of scientists that the world will end with this experiment, which is around a month to go. This news spread all over the world through all means of news.

Since only a month left, people will find the ways to live happily. These could be sleep, sex, eat, roam, drive, propose, fight etc. This is what the story all about.

Do not expect anything from your mate.

This is a good saying that holds good with your friends, love etc. The exact meaning of this statement is that if you want to be his/her mate for ever. Please for god sake, never expect any thing from him/her. If you expect something and he/she didn't do what you expect, you feel that he/she is not really interested in you. So, the suggestion is not to expect anything from your mate in order to have a long live relationship.

Image Segmentation using Ford Fulkerson Algorithm

This is our first project assignment in Advanced Algorithms and Complexity course.

We have implemented the ford fulkerson algorithm using BFS shortest path and then used this algorithm on .pgm image to cut the image in to fore ground and back ground. The steps to be followed are:

1. Convert the image pixels to directed graph.

2. Input this graph to ford fulkerson algorithm, which finds the minimum cut and maximum flow.

3. Darken the pixels that are connected to node source.

4. Hence the image segmentation is made.

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Technology with in Biological Systems - AN IDEA

In this polluted Environment, Everyone in this world are suffering from health problems. Also, The human activities are the reasons for several animal's extinction. The drawback with the current technology in medical field is that the patient will be attended only when we find them ill. Although it is of a greater fortune for us to cure diseases, we are not able to find the external symptoms for some of the diseases unless it becomes a life sucker. For an instance, heart attack is one such disease where the problem lies inside and comes at once as a disaster. This idea is a solution to all these problems. This is an idea which relates both the computer technology and biological sciences. At the Idea definition, Computer technology should be embedded with in the biological structures to know the physical behavior of those systems. For an instance, Human beings are biological structures. The computer technology can be embedded with in the humans so as to know the physical changes caused by the dangerous diseases and the physical condition of the human body like the temperature, blood pressure, sugar levels etc. This technology is not only helpful to humans but also to several animals that are about to extinct. It is difficult for us to check each and every animal everyday every time about their health status. So, develop a system which is common or specific to the biological systems so that the patient can be attended prior to illness. As every one knows the saying "Prevention is better than Cure". The Idea can be implemented by using the most known technology that is Embedded Systems. The Idea is to Develop a device which responds to the symptoms of the disease or the physical properties of the biological structure. These responses can be recorded and the variables should be sent to the device outside ,which is the mother of all the devices, that presents the status of the biological structure. The device and the Mother device should be connected using a wireless networking. For developing these devices, help is needed from the medical practitioners and researchers to know and detect the symptoms of several diseases of several biological structures.

Career VS Love

This is an usual situation many young people face in their life, If they love someone. The situation is that young people has to choose any one between the two. The solution is very simple, Although no one thought it would be. If you think I should first settle down then it means you don't love her. If you think I should be with her for ever and don't care about my career then it means you don't love yourself. If she says you to choose love then you can be a lover of course, later you cant become her husband. If she says you to choose career then you can succeed in your life and claim her love. So, discuss with her about your situation and ask for her suggestions. This situation represents her love with you. If she says that she would wait until you get settled then She is your well wisher and take it for granted she will never miss you. Otherwise, you forget her and enter in to a new life that is your career. So, Career is the best and always the best.

Joke 2

This is a joke on ladies.

Young man: Grand mother! I came to know that Ladies always try to hide their age.
Grand Mother: Is It?
Young man: Yes Grand mother. But, I have known one trick to identify their age.
Grand Mother: Is It?
Young man: Yes. It varies with the size of the eyes. If the eyes are small in size while talking then she is Younger and that of big is the older.

All of a sudden..........
Grandmother:(with her eyes closed Says...) Why are you telling all these things to me?

Make your Love a Success

At the Outset, It is a post for only Optimists. Rest of all beware. It is for those who would like to make their love a success. Well, Everyone in their life love someone known or unknown. First, You people must be sure of your love intensity. Intensity implies how far you love your mate. You can check your love by implementing two methods. One is Test yourself whether You will be happy with her without anyone else. Second is Think beyond her acceptance to your love. It means What will you do If she accepts you as her soulmate. If you win in both of methods, You can love her with an unconditional love. Unconditional love means You can love her without her permission, Afterall it's your mind given you unconditional. This Unconditional love is the most dangerous one which makes you mad thinking of her day and night in class or at home. So, As early as possible you should try to make it conditional by knowing about her impression on you. There are several methods for checking this one. First, She should know you for sure. Second, she might be laughing, smiling, talking or atleast any communication would make sense. After you have achieved the above, all you need to do is to make her your very best pal. She should be realized of how much you love her. Your academic career is an added advantage. Once you are her pal, Never neglect her for love sake. Some times you may be busy or having fun with your friends. Never forget her anytime cause she is your Love and It also tests your love. Finally, She will come to know that you like her very much and she will like you for sure cause almost everyone likes those who like them. Once you feel that you are settled with assurance of a minimum earnings will be a perfect state of stating your LOVE with her. This process is highly helpful for B.Tech or Higher Degree students or Relatives or Colleagues of same company. I feel because there is a lot of time to know each other. My sincere advice is Please dont or never propose her prior her knowing about you and also never love those who dont know about you and those whom you dont know by just looking at her as character is a Noble Virtue in a long term. I hope these methods will help you in taking a decision of your love with your mate.

Joke 1

Here is a Simple Joke for You People.

Neighbour Lady: Do you know one thing?
My Friend: What?
Neighbour Lady: My Husband is doing research on Devils, Imps, Ghosts and Monsters?
My Friend: Oh! I guessed it already cause he has married you.

Hope You enjoyed.

School Days

During School days, Many people have a Question that Why Children sometimes fear to go to School. There are many reasons behind this. Some of them will be are as follows. Firstly, They might be feared about the teachers in school because they might scolded or punish them for any reason. So, My request is that make sure any teacher in school ever punished your child. Secondly, The Classmates may not be of interest. If possible, You try to join your child in a school where your neighbor's children joined. Thirdly, He may be new to school. This is the most happening thing everywhere. So, For this I would suggest that You should join him in any Pre-School or show your child new places, which would make your child feel new and accustomed with the new environment. Then, You can join child in any school. I wish your child a happy and prosperous school.

Child Life

A Child life is really amazing. The main thing we notice in child life is either education or friends. They mainly remember the school's name, teachers, sports, friends etc. Education is an important chapter in everyone's life. when ever a child is consistent in his academics then we dont need to worry about him cause he can manage that consistency through out his life. A child likes parents, teachers and most of all some girls/boys in class. The psychological behavior of the children is that they like those who like them. Children appreciate the beauty, cleanliness. So broadly, Every child life consists of Education, friends, teachers, school and parents.